Team A Unite!!!!!

Long Days.... Long Nights.... Long Fights.....
Team A has not been quiet, You just haven't heard of us lately, For we have been separated to fight and save people all around the world. But at this dark hour, I have called Team A together to unite.

Why?!?!?

It seems there is a bigger problem that needs to be dealt with, This time it isn't white wannabes or Mrs. Palmer problems, This time, The problem is within the Team. Some One has created their own team, and have been Terrorizing people in the name of "Team A".

"We Will Find You, And We Will Break Your Balls, You MoPho"

We will also post Problems We've Faced around the world (including "The Death of MJ" and "The Pig Invasion".

Yours Truly
Justice Defender
~Ant

#5 The Crazy Tragic Emo Story

I have been approached recently by a man, His name is to be unknown. He has a pretty messed up life and family. and recently i had to help him.

"To Be or Not To Be, That Is My Problem, My Mother Is A Whore And She Went Off To Marry My Fathers Brother after my father died. I was then visited by father who i thought was DEAD!, He looked drunk because i didnt understand anything he said. After a while i then realised wat he was saying. My father was murdered by my uncle, OH the Pain, WRetched uncle, he has wanted My Fathers Kebab Stall for years, and now he had taken It and The Bonus of My Mother. I fear To Kill him and i get soo many chances, like that time when he was in the toilet, but im too pussy, And so i procrastinate and make the story long as shit, and boring As to read. HELP ME TEAM A! (& friends).!"...."Im Also A Faggot To My Gf"

Dw We Can Help:

1. Kill Him: first re-enact the murder of ur father and then look for ur uncles reaction. then go to ur mums room and accidently kill ur Gf's dad. Then Go to ur Crazy Dead Gf's Funeral, in which it was ur fault for her death. After that if ur not pussy-whipeed, go accept the sword fight that Ur Dead Gf's bro Challenged. Kill Him!, Then See ur mother get killed, then kill ur uncle, and then kill urself.

2. Run : RUN AWAY FROM THE MADNESS
Go into the mountains, get a life or get a Bf.

3. Kill Him Faster: Kill ur uncle faster, and make it easier on us all.

Hoped This Helped! :P Thumbs Up*

P.S. Saranghae... My Food, That My Slave/Vallet Van Gets Me EveryDay
-The AntMan

#4 The OverSized

Dear Anthoahuy,

my friend is on a diet
but when it sees food
it cant resist but to eat it
and it is growing fatter

- Nelpy

Well... first can I ask, is your friend an animal?
Usually, animals tend to have that kind of problem. It is extremely hard for an animal to resist its temptations, because they don't have that controlled mindset that us humans do.
What you might need to do with your dog/cat/bird/mother is to basically just DONT show him food as often or just feed him extremely low fat products. Or maybe try giving it some rigorous exercise and then reward it with a little snack. With animals, being lenient of them is something that will never work.

OR, if your friend is a human, then you need to be choosing the right friends, buddy, cos nobody calls his bro an 'it'. *except for Steve Irwin*
Just, bring it to a dietician or try some hardout exercise with it or as I said earlier, feed it some low-fat products.

Anyway, I've got a maths exam tomorrow and I need to revise, so if you have any further queries, please comment back.

-Hoa

#3 The Unoticed (Continued)

Step 5: The Floor Steps
To Dominate The Floor & To Impress Your Partner, You MUST Know How To Dance, No Not Shuffle Or Krump (Though You Can Bust Those Babies Out Later), Ballroom Dancing. You Will Need To Take Dancing Classes, With Her (So You Both Look Good) Or With Out Her (So You Will Surprise Her). If She Cant Dance, Guide Her Though It, She'll Be Dazzled *Winks*(Unless Your Shit).
The Modern Musics Starts Playing, Its Time To Pump Up Your Babies & Bust Out Your Moves. If Its A Shuffle Circle Jump In And Krump, If Its A Break Down Jump In And Do Some Ballet Etc. You'll Definitely Be in The School Magazine, And Multiple Pictures.
Note#1: DO NOT Ditch Her Or Forget Bout Her When Busting Your Babies.
Note#2: Babies = Dance Moves
Note#3:DO NOT Start Busting Your Babies During Ballroom Dancing, Because You Feel Like It. Unless Your A Retard Or You Wanna Ditch Your Partner. xD

Step 6: The Pick Up (Optional)
The Intimidating Part, Is Meeting Her Dad As You Wait For Her To Get Ready. If Your Thinking Of Going Late, So You Dont Have Time To Talk To Her Dad, That Will Leave A Bad Impression Of You. Be Sure To Go On Time, And Get Him And Her A Present, Her = Rose & Him = Newspaper Or Something Like That.
Note#1: Dont Show Up In A Bomb.
Note#2: Bomb = Old Car That Could Blow Up Any Minute.
Note#3: Dont Get The Presents Mixed Up

Step 7 Coming To You Soon ( After I Get MY Dinner)

-Ant xD

Attempt To Scare The Haters

^Pudge^

He'll Be Waiting In Your Shower ...
Sleeping Under Your Bed...

Stalkin In The Bushes....
And Eatting Wateva Pets You Have!!


Dont Mess With US! xD

P.S. - He also wants new contact lenses so beware and don't be fooled if you see a white guy with no glasses smiling at you!!

- Hoa

-Ant >!<

For Minhlovesmen

This is an official solution to the person who loves the fact that Minhlovesmen and IS Minhlovesmen.

I will just copy and paste this from the comment I put on the "just thought it'd be funny" post.

"I have your solution.

Just pay up $50 dollars by Monday, bitch.
JKSJKSJKS

Just look at him and picture him as a young starving african child who has no family and hates africans and wants to be white because he wants a better life or something. TRY to feel sorry for the wanker and since he has so many problems at the moment, you wont have to give him any more. :)"

I hope this helps, Minhlovesmen. Cheers,

- Hoa

Martial Arts Tip #1

Okay, it is now Friday and I have promised to offer some advice to our helpless friends out there that want to break an idiot's knee. Now, I have to tell you that to help you specifically with your problems, you have to post me the person's build and height and create a fight scenario that you think would actually happen in real life. I haven't gotten any yet, since nobody gives a rat's ass about our blog, but for the time being I'll just start with my own scenarios and if any of them relate to your problems, they may prove useful.

Okay. Scenario #1:

A large built 15 year old named Andre has just stolen a lady's purse. You, the hero of the day, happen to witness this horrible event. You scream out WTF YOU DON'T GO STEALING CHEAP PURSES OFF LITTLE LADIES!

Andre happens to hear your statement and comes strutting quickly at you. He picks up the pace and gives the ugliest angry scowl and snort in the world that looks like a mix of Michael Jackson's nose flared and Samuel L. Jackson being pissed off put together and screams out, "You Wanna Go? You better Alt QQ mate, otherwise I am gonna KS your ass!" *Andre is ASIAN*

Andre gets closer and he is about a metre away from you. He lifts his arms up and advances to push you, like how many noobs attack at first these days. *Freeze the picture* As he is about to push out his arms and push you to the ground and punch the crap out of you, You also stick out your arms with both fists sliightly clenched facing a ... 65 degree angle as a guard (this is necessary, unless you want you get your nose pushed in) and do what is called a Stomp Kick. A stomp kick in kung fu is basically lifting up the knee to about waist height in a straight upwards direction (so Andre won't know which way you will kick) and then just do a stomp aiming at his kneecaps, shins, or maybe even his foot.

If executed successfully and extremely rapidly, Andre will scream out in pain (if you get him hard enough) and he might release his guard. If he doesn't kick him to his thigh or something or maybe just stomp him again and then he won't be able to take in anymore. Then when his guard drops and his face or chest (or if you REALLY WANNA KILL HIM) his throat is open, go for it (if you have to). He will then run over to the nearest public toilet, cry like a little pussy and if he's stupid enough, dob on you.

There are hundred of possibilities with dealing with this kind of scenario. For example, Andre might be a lil slow and he might take a little time to prepare his push. Then you can just do what is called 'intercepting' and jsut punch him in the face or kick him hard in the chest or poke his eyes or punch is throat or even slap him hard before he even pushes. As I said, hundreds of possibilities.

Okay, I reckon my first tip was useful and simple but kinda lame in explanation. Just post some comments on how to improve these tips cos i dunno how you guys get bullied anyway. Anyway, until next time, keep yourself safe, niggas!

-Hoa