#5 The Crazy Tragic Emo Story

I have been approached recently by a man, His name is to be unknown. He has a pretty messed up life and family. and recently i had to help him.

"To Be or Not To Be, That Is My Problem, My Mother Is A Whore And She Went Off To Marry My Fathers Brother after my father died. I was then visited by father who i thought was DEAD!, He looked drunk because i didnt understand anything he said. After a while i then realised wat he was saying. My father was murdered by my uncle, OH the Pain, WRetched uncle, he has wanted My Fathers Kebab Stall for years, and now he had taken It and The Bonus of My Mother. I fear To Kill him and i get soo many chances, like that time when he was in the toilet, but im too pussy, And so i procrastinate and make the story long as shit, and boring As to read. HELP ME TEAM A! (& friends).!"...."Im Also A Faggot To My Gf"

Dw We Can Help:

1. Kill Him: first re-enact the murder of ur father and then look for ur uncles reaction. then go to ur mums room and accidently kill ur Gf's dad. Then Go to ur Crazy Dead Gf's Funeral, in which it was ur fault for her death. After that if ur not pussy-whipeed, go accept the sword fight that Ur Dead Gf's bro Challenged. Kill Him!, Then See ur mother get killed, then kill ur uncle, and then kill urself.

2. Run : RUN AWAY FROM THE MADNESS
Go into the mountains, get a life or get a Bf.

3. Kill Him Faster: Kill ur uncle faster, and make it easier on us all.

Hoped This Helped! :P Thumbs Up*

P.S. Saranghae... My Food, That My Slave/Vallet Van Gets Me EveryDay
-The AntMan