Monday, April 20, 2009

First Problem

From "Annonymous"
erhm well...i have a troublesome issue u see. its known as ... 'masturbating too much'??? yes. help me *cries* i need urgent help. whether it be helpin my psychological flaws or just kickin' back into a correct mindset and yes. i mean; literally kicking.

Well then Alan We've got the solution for you.

1. Get A GirlFriend (If You Can): Results Show Single Men Masturbate more then men in couples.
-Ant
2. Meditation: eating to fill that aroused void, stare at your mother or father when you have an urge to masturbate or just think of the mess you'll make if you proceed
-Hoa
3. Play Dota: Thats Right, Dota Definately Helps Your system and mind. It Can Get Your Mind Off The Temptation. After All You Need Both Hands To Play Dota.
-Ant
4. Pay 13 Cents: Go To Your Nearest Brothel With A Fake Id And Have A Good Night. I Found It Very Sensational And Cheap.
-Dan

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  2. =) thanks a lot guys. great help! I've stopped being a masturbation addict!!!

    I've carried out everything you guys said. I got a gf. been to brothel. played dota *drools for more* and ive stared at my parents wen ive had the temptation to jerk off.

    Team A is ICHIBAN!
    i may come back soon. i stil hav a lot of issues. thnxx alan

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  3. help most of the QA asians hate me and wanna bash me. How do i become more asian
    help me TEAM A
    oh and ur marstubation thing didnt work for me but the last step worked healed all my problems

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