#3 The Unoticed

As the grade 11 semi approaches, we've been visited by many anonnymous people, who have not got a partner for the semi. So We gladly took up the challenge of helping theese ppl get noticed!

So heres the jist You Soon-To-Be-Pimps:

Step 1: Find your target
Find Your Soon-To-Be-Partner. Scan Around the School Look for someone you like, if shes too pretty and hangs out with alot of guys, youve got no chance, so aim low. If you become desperate, our mascot will pop on a wig, and you can have him for the night (ToDoWatevaYahWantWifHim), free of charge.
-Ant

Step 2: Getting Noticed
Soo youve found your lady, now you need to befriend the girl. If you hardly know her "accidently" bump into her and say "Hey". After a few times shell definately notice how annoying you are. Hence Step 2 Complete.
-Ant

Step 3: Making Friends
This Step Maybe Extremely difficult for people of your callibur, so dont push yourself to hard, you may end up scaring them. Firstly Befriend her friends, after that youll easily find out about her. Soon youll be friends in no time, as long as you dont talk about Dota to her.
Note: If her friends dont like you, You Have NO Chance.
-Ant

Step 4: The Question
If step 3 was hard for you give up now, this step will be even harder. You need to hav a pick up line, for gods sake please dont use a corny one or a really stupid one or yell in her face "GO WITH ME TO THE SEMI!". You only have one chance so if you screw up, you screwed yourself, no pressure, its just GG. You have 2 ways to do this, in a crowd where everyone can see (if you fail, GG to the rest of your life) or privately. If your going for the crowd hope thats shes nice and doesnt shame you infront of everyone.
If your cool, get her a prezzie when asking (Note: Dont Go Hardout On This Prezzie No Matter How Desperate).

Step 5 continued Tomoro....Stay Tuned
Good Luck With Step 1-4 Soon-To-Be-Pimps.