#2 The Lonely Boy

Once Again it is "Annonymous", So please dont ask me who it is, respect the troubled person.

"help most of the QA asians hate me and wanna bash me. How do i become more asian help me TEAM A. oh and ur marstubation thing didnt work for me but the last step worked healed all my problems."

Okay Annonymous, Here Are Some Tips:

The Look: Your looks and your style is important, start off with hair. Yes, Your hair is horrible, looks like a pumpkin and bowl cut mesh. You hair needs to have the azn look, meaning you need gatsby.
-Ant

The Look #2: Your Style of Clothing is utterly horrifying. You need a different way of wearing your clothes, you look like a white kid tryna fit in with a bunch of native hobos. Try wearing some bling, and definately wear a mask (best not to let people see your face).
-Ant

The Move: You Need to walk like an asian, strut, rocking or even with your ass infront, either one is fine. You could even try hunching your back. Always walk in a large group, or you will be pwned severly by passing padestrians. (it may be very hard for some one of your standards to fit in with a group though).
-Hoa

The Talk: Depending on which group you wanna join, you need to study there language. Example: Hoa talks like a pimp, "Sup My Brether" or "What Are You Laughing At, Ill Break You With MY CRAB KICK, Im Serious". OR Like Daniel, "Hey Friends, Lets Play Hello Kitty Island Adventure!" or "GG friend, phew* all that Hello Kitty Is Tiring on the muscles, Ive overworked Today"
-Ant

The Cool: To join in, you need to have a Factor, The Cool Factor, to be calm all the time. I Myself am Very Cool, because im gangsta. Some People are Born Cool, others Achieve it And You Will never have it. So i guess all you an do is Act It. Good Luck.
Tip: Dont stay to close to "Ant" His Hot Factor Exceeds His Cool Factor.
- Dan

GOOD LUCK MINH!
HOPE YOU FIT IN SOON!

P.S. From a later date: These ideas are incorporated by Ant and those who are strange enough to believe that I posted the last suggestion need to know better, please :)